February 2012
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i laughed soooo hard... :)
Beckett: Like any psychopath, he’s a great actor. Oh, speaking of which—-
Castle: Psychopaths or actors?
Beckett: I was thinking about your mom.
Castle: Oh, so a little of both.
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Me: -trying to sleep-
Brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
Brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
Brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
True :)
normal people: oh look, he's so cute and he's only three years older than me, nbd!
me: he is so fucking perfect and he's only like thirty five to forty years older then me. that could totally work.
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